ABOUT ME
About me:- Me!! All me! Where to start!? You know how cool you thought that girl in the sixth grade was? Well, I'm nothing like that! I'm a guy, I ain't cool, and I'm not in the sixth grade! I had a border collie once, she was great! She was black, white and tan. A bit like a frog, except she was a different colour than most frogs, and she was a dog. How much crap am I allowed to type in this box? I had hair once, but it left home without leaving a forwarding address. I can see 27 windows from where I am sitting right now. That's quite a lot really! 28 if I get out of my chair a little! My dog's name is Bogey. He's not named after Humphrey Bogart though, Bogey is English for booger. It was funny at the time, but now the word Bogey just means my dog, and I don't even associate his name with snot any more, so I don't laugh about it these days.....Funny how jokes just wear thin after a while.